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Monsters of Bluegrass Monsters of Bluegrass

Rated 0 / 5 stars

The animation was fine. But it's a mandolin, not a ukulele you fuck.



SMRPG Waltz of the Forest SMRPG Waltz of the Forest

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

wrong

that wasn't a waltz



Grizzly Bear Man Grizzly Bear Man

Rated 3 / 5 stars

good animation, meh song

Bob Dylan was a great lyricist and a great activist. But he helped to destroy folk music. He started the idea that you can play major chords, talk-sing, and blow into a harmonica. However that's just not what it is. Never was never should have been. I play mandolin, git, and slide git, and while I play mostly bluegrass and blues, I know my way around a folk song.

The lyrics were pretty standard for Dylan-esque folk, and the recording quality of the song makes me want to shank small children. What saved the video is the Hanna-Barbera style animation. It synced with the song well enough, but man, I just couldn't get over the music. I'm sure you guys put work in it, but it just sounds generic modern folk.


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notnath responds:

I gotta disagree with you on Dylan, but I can see why people wouldn't like him.


The Northern Incident The Northern Incident

Rated 5 / 5 stars

best yet

I wish I could put 11/10. OH WELL

This was one of my favorite animations you've done so far. Far better than Wacky Game Jokes, or even the Jerry series. I remember thinking "I'm so happy for you MAx, it appears you can make a drama that is as watchable and entertaining as your comedies. Props to your skills". Of course, that was right before the very end.

SPOILER ALERT
When it turned out to be furries I damn near shat myself. Just another example of how very real the danger is my friend. Keep that asshole clenched! Unless you like it like that...which is okay too...



Ryu: Then and Now Ryu: Then and Now

Rated 5 / 5 stars

10/10

because that's what cool people do, right? They like Egoraptor right?



Tourettes T-rex Tourettes T-rex

Rated 5 / 5 stars

the fuck?

this made absolutely no sense!!! Sheer absurdity!



Titanomachina Titanomachina

Rated 5 / 5 stars

1st place

This is my favorite submission. Everything about it was perfect. Hell Yes was a perfect song, Arabic giving it the desert wasteland feel, with industrial undertones. The animation was flawless, the lighting change when the golem fires it's last missiles was awesome. Great fuckin job sir.



WGJ4K: Psychic Surgery WGJ4K: Psychic Surgery

Rated 5 / 5 stars

tim flip is a bad man

as usual, your strange sense of humor is perfect. I dunno how to describe it; the dick-itude is just mind boggling.



Mr. Literal Mr. Literal

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

meh

I'm sorry to say it, but it wasn't all that funny. Bad joke, was already dead, and you tried to tie it to strings and make dance. Ending seemed like a "no clue where this is going, end now" type ending. I expected more.



Blue. Trailer [canceled] Blue. Trailer [canceled]

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

cool

It looks wonderful; clean and purtty. I think the character design could be improved for the native/protagonist species.

I also think the story is a bit unoriginal, maybe stealing some of the Avatar thunder(even though that was fancy space Pocahontas)


OfficialFredLozano responds:

Thank you.

The "story" isn't fully fleshed out in the above. Afterall, this is only a trailer. Also, I strongly disliked Avatar (although visually it was amazing). Dances With Wolves in space if you ask me.